“Abilene,
Abilene,
Prettiest town I’ve ever seen.
Women there don’t treat you mean
In Abilene, my Abilene.
I sit alone
most every night
Watch those trains pull out of sight
Don’t I wish they were carrying me back
To Abilene, My Abilene.”
Lyrics by Bob Gibson and John
Loudermilk,
recorded and performed by George Hamilton IV in the 1963
movie
“Hootenanny Hoot.” Take a listen at YouTube.com (Sorry taken down)
On a recent
flight to
Abilene, Texas I was sitting next to a US Army soldier in full uniform
and
noticed both of his legs were shaking like mad and his hands were
gripped tight
around his armrests. Immediately I became concerned as to what might be
troubling him. My eyes cautiously made their way up to his face only
to find he was staring right at me, eyes wide-open and bursting with
energy.
Before I could even ask what was wrong, with great excitement he nearly
shouted, “When we land I’m getting picked up by my wife!” I quickly
realized
there was nothing wrong with this giddy soldier, he was just anxious to
get
home and wrap his arms around his lady.
After a brief introduction,
I found out his travel back home began seven days earlier in Iraq,
flying to Turkey,
then to Germany, then Baltimore to Dallas Fort Worth and finally,
Abilene. He
was on the last stretch of his long journey and was clearly overwhelmed
with
joy. It had been one year since he’d seen US soil and what he missed
most was
the company of his beautiful wife and children, clean clothes, a real
shower
and edible comfort food. I smiled and couldn’t be more delighted that
this fine soldier
would soon have all he yearned for, most of all the love and affection
of his
family.
I kept things casual and asked, “So what are you
going to eat your
first night back in Abilene?” The thought of a home-cooked meal nearly
brought
tears to this man’s face when he replied, “Steak!” It was then I
realized I was en route to America’s Cattle Country. West Texans don’t
eat much lamb, pork or
veal. They eat beef. Twenty minutes later we touched down in Abilene
and before
I could extend my hand to say goodbye to my new friend, he had darted
to the
front of the plane to reunite with his family. I smiled and spoke
softly, “Go
get em’ , James.” I never saw James again, but I can guarantee he got
all the
love and steak he could handle that evening.
Up until this visit to
Abilene and Buffalo Gap, my only exposure to the vast state of Texas
was the
booming city of Dallas. According to many West Texans, Dallas is just
another
city, “like all the rest. This here is the real Texas.” These friendly
folks
couldn’t be more right. I landed in the heart of the old frontier and
began to
realize I was the only man in town without a gorgeous pair of
custom-made
cowboy boots wrapped snug around my feet like, as every Texan will tell
you, “a
pair of socks.” I guess my mahogany penny loafers were a sure giveaway
that I
was from out of town, and if that didn’t do it, the second I opened my
mouth
heads turned.
Abilene is a charming
little city about a two-and-half hour drive (or 35-minute flight) west
of
Dallas/Fort Worth and has just over 100,000 residents. The city is
centered
around a lively downtown area filled with history and art museums, a
handful of great little restaurants and an enchanting
chocolate shop
called Vletas,
stocked
high
with
chocolate-covered toffee, pecan and
walnut
pralines, cinnamon covered nuts and much more. I bought so much
chocolate from
Vletas I had it FedEx back to New York to avoid being charged by our generous airlines for being over the
ever-decreasing weight limit per bag.
After
a
quick
tour
of
the
Frontier Texas! Museum,
where
I
learned
of the hardships endured
over 200 plus
years ago by those insanely brave Americans who pioneered this once
dangerous
land, filled with deadly rattle snakes, hungry wolves, the constant
risk of
being trampled by a ground-shaking buffalo stampede, and not to mention
surprise attacks from native Indian tribes, I finally settled into one
of the Sayles Ranch (left)
guesthouses, a genius concept created by founder Terry
Browder.
Imagine walking into a house with walls covered from head to toe in old
cabin
wood, antlers sticking out of the walls, stuffed goat heads hanging in
the
living room, Indian tapestry layered over almost every piece of
furniture and yet
the modern amenities of wireless internet and a 52-inch flat screen
high
definition television. Each room is different in design and continued
to
impress as I walked in awe, slowly opening closed doors with great
anticipation
to find yet another room splattered with magnificent artwork and
carefully
placed adornment. The walls of the kitchen were blanketed with old
American license
plates from almost all fifty states. There’s even an oven, stove,
washing
machine, dryer and every possible courtesy one could need to feel at
home. I pulled
on the refrigerator door and peeked inside to find three Shiner beers
standing
upright, ice-cold, clearly left behind by a previous guest. I grabbed a
bottle,
splashing the kitchen floor with condensation, popped off the cap and
gulped
down a refreshingly crisp, bubbly mouthful of the Texas-brewed beer. I
quickly felt
at ease.
That evening, escorted
by two of Abilene’s most lovely ladies, Shanna Smith Snyder and Nanci
Liles from
the Abilene CVB, we
dined at Cypress
Street Station (right),
a
charming
restaurant
in
the
downtown
area packed nightly with locals. After a Manhattan on the
rocks, I had
the pleasure of meeting owner Brian Green, a local celebrity who
strolls
the dining room with a hint of swagger, humbly shaking the hands of
every guest
and even pulling up a seat with friends for a pint of one of his five
house
made brews.
There is a large brick wall that divides a graceful
dining room and
a sporty bar room surrounded by flat screen TV’s. The menu is comprised
of
fairly typical bar items, including bacon-cheese potato skins, chicken
quesadillas, pastrami reuben sandwiches, burgers topped with green
chili, and
even a 12-inch pizza. After a nice selection of crispy appetizers and a
tableside-made Caesar salad--one of the best I’ve ever had--I ordered a
well-fatted, 15-ounce bone in ribeye topped with a thin layer of
gorgonzola
cheese. For dessert, rich, gooey pecan pie is served in a wine glass
topped
with vanilla ice cream, caramel sauce and whipped cream. After I
scooped out the
last morsel of sweet pie, we stepped outside for a leisurely walk and
witnessed
what could easily have been a Youtube sensation. A California
blond-haired rock
n’ roller was jamming out on the sidewalk with an electric guitar while
a
three-foot high industrial strength fan was set up to blow a gust of
wind
towards his hair as if he was partaking in a 80’s MTV music video.
There was
also a neon blue spotlight blaring onto this unique musician.
Absolutely priceless, reminding me of the great Joni Mitchell song
about a street musician who "was playing real good for free." We then
proceeded to mosey down the quaint streets of downtown Abilene where
residents were in abundance, enjoying the city’s monthly Art Walk,
an
opportunity
to
promote
art, culture and Texas history.
The following day,
again with the company of my two wonderful hosts, Shanna and Nanci, we
dined at
the Beehive Restaurant
on
Cedar Street, where I tasted my first true
Texas
chicken fried steak (left)
with white gravy. Owner Nariman Esfandiary stopped
by our
table to say hello and with great eagerness immediately asked me if I
had ever
had a chicken fried steak. I replied “No, sir.” Nariman smiled and said
proudly,
“Why don’t you try that.” Chicken fried steak is made with either a top
round
or ribeye cut of steak, pounded thin with a mallet, as would a piece of
veal
for a veal Milanese or a chicken for a chicken cutlet, then battered
with flour,
egg, a splash of milk, salt and pepper, then either sautéed in a
skillet of oil
and a touch of butter or thrown right into the deep fryer. The nearly
one-foot order of very tender beef comes served with a big bowl
of white gravy. I only knew of two gravies prior to this experience,
brown gravy served during Thanksgiving
dinner and red gravy, a term often used by Italian Americans to
describe
marinara sauce. In the south, white gravy always served
alongside
chicken fried steak and biscuits (below).
According to a waitress at the Dixie Pig
Diner on Butternut Street, who said I could stop by her house
anytime I
please for
a taste of real gravy, explained in detail how to prepare the
southern
recipe.
Start off with the excess lard and fat from cooked bacon, heat it up,
nice and
hot, add a little flower to thicken up the texture, cook until the
flour begins
to brown, toss in some salt and pepper, and then slowly add milk.
That’s it. As
simple as this recipes may seem, the outcome is simply
delicious. I
was told not to dare order a
chicken fried steak outside of Texas, but of
course that advice was given to me by a proud Texan. Although Nariman
is
not a native born Texan, originally from Iran, he is known as having
the best
chicken fried steak in town. He explained that he and his brother Ali
came to
the States full of vigor and the dream of opening a restaurant. He
quickly
realized that dream would not be as easy as hoped for when he said to
me, “Chris,
imagine this, in 1983, two Iranian brothers walking into a bank in West
Texas
and asking for a loan to open up a restaurant. The banker literally
kicked us
out of the bank before we could finish asking our question.”
After the help of
some local Texans that loan was finally issued. A few months later,
just one
day before the grand opening, Nariman and his brother thought they had
accomplished their dream, yet they still were under the impression that
chicken
fried steak was made with chicken. That same day, an elderly woman
walked into
the original Beehive in Albany, Texas, and asked to be seated. Nariman
informed the
lady that they would not be open until the following day. As the lady
walked
out, Nariman ran after her and stopped her to ask, “Excuse me ma’am, my
brother
and I have been arguing about what exactly is a chicken fried steak.
It’s fried
chicken, right?” Nariman explained to me he would never forget
the words told to him
by this older woman who said, “You boys are opening the doors tomorrow
and
don’t know what a chicken fried steak is, you’re in for a schooling.
Get your
brother and come over to my house, I will teach you a few things.”
Nariman and
his brother took a crash course on how to cook some local favorites in
just a
few hours. The following day they opened up shop and were thrown right
into the
fire. They learned awfully quick how to cook Texas fare and within a
short
period of time were claimed one of West Texas’ best restaurants.
After a wonderful
weekend at the Buffalo Gap Wine and
Food Summit (see
article below in the Man About Town column), touring the culturally
rich city of Abilene, I found myself back at
the Abilene
Airport waiting for my flight to DFW, and of
course it was delayed. I walked up to the American Airlines ticket
counter and
asked if
there were any updates on the flight status. A very sweet woman looked
up at me
and with plenty of Texas twang, her motherly voice responded,
“Sweetheart,
they’re almost done fixing the emergency floor lights and then I will
get you
on that plane as soon as possible. Sorry for the wait, young man.”
I
said,
“Thank
you.
Are
there
any
direct
flights
from
Abilene
to
NY’s
JFK
Airport
so
I
can
avoid
situations like this in the future?”
Again she looked up
and then smirked at me, “Honey, when in Abilene, whether you’re heading
to
heaven or hell, you must first go through Dallas, Fort Worth.” I smiled
and sat
back down.
It seems there's an
interesting story behind everything and everyone in the city of
Abilene.
Whether your touring the Abilene
Zoo, the Grace Museum,
or
just
dining
around
town,
stop and make it a point to talk to these fine folks. And
remember, when
driving past any person in Abilene, give em’ a smile and a wave. It’s
rude if
you don’t.
MAN ABOUT TOWN
by
Christopher Mariani
Buffalo Gap Wine and Food Summit
The sun was just
beginning
to fall in West Texas and the calm sky burned bright orange. Streaks of
mysterious purple lay deep between the silky, amber clouds and gave
clue that
the darkness of night was near. Shanna and I walked across the parking
lot and
stirred up a small haze of red dust with every step. We approached a
giant
white tent and saw a man leaning against the trunk of a wide tree. It
was Tom
Perini. Most men of
Tom’s status would not be outside greeting his guests, but
that is what makes Tom different. He wanted to meet everyone that
entered the
property. His welcome was grand.
For
the
last
seven
years
Tom
has
hosted
the
Buffalo
Gap Wine and Food Summit at
his
very own ranch. The event arouses excitement among local ranchers and
Texas wine
makers who all show up wearing their finest custom-crafted boots,
leather belts
fixed with extravagant silver or gold buckles and beautiful rawhide
cowboy
hats. The women too wore cowboy hats, not all, but those who did
clearly spent
much time positioning the direction in which their hair would cascade
from within.
The
evening
began
outdoors
where
everyone
assembled
for
a
few
glasses of sparking
wine and crunchy crostini topped with
velvety goat’s cheese. The chatter grew with every sip of Champagne and
it was evident
most attendees knew each other well. I, of course, was the new guy, yet
it
didn’t feel that way. Everyone was warm. I shook the hands of many
guests and
was continuously asked where I was from. Being from the big city
awakened
immediate excitement and conversation.
In the distance, a
small entourage of white coats walked toward the kitchen. It was chef
Stephen
Pyles and cast. That evening, Stephen would prepare a grand feast for
all who
were present.
After
another
glass
of
Champagne
we
headed
towards
the
white
tent where we sat down
at a round table draped with a white a tablecloth topped with over
thirty empty
wine glasses, all waiting to be filled. Six other guests dined with us
at our
table, three men and three women. The tent held around 500 people. The
first
course arrived and many guests grew curious. They squinted to get a
better
look, picked up the small shot glass and smelled its contents. Some
even poked
at it with a fork.
“And for your first
course, chef Pyles has prepared a saffron oyster shooter, please
enjoy,” said
our lovely waitress. Everyone’s eyes squinted even
tighter.
I
smiled
to
myself
as
one
courageous
man
picked up the yellowish mixture and shot it down
in one
quick motion and grinned to let the others know it was okay. It was
obvious
that oyster shooters were not a common amuse
bouche in West Texas. We all laughed and took our shots.
Shortly
after, a rectangular cube of foie gras
mousse topped with candied bacon arrived to the table. The sweet,
crunchy bacon
added a hickory flavor to each mouthful of the rich, silky liver. Each
bite was
washed down with a sip of chilled Sauternes. The meal achieved
undiminished excellence
when Pyles sent out a beautiful cut of seared tenderloin seasoned with
salt and
pepper, laid over a pool of dark bordelaise sauce and topped with a
generous
portion of buttery bone marrow. There was not a plate in sight that had
not
been cleaned with bread to absorb every last drop of sauce and salty
beef jus.
At
this point all of us sat back in our chairs at ease and gave a little
pat to
our stomachs to show appreciation for such a splendid meal. There must
have
been at least three or four glasses of red wine in front of each guest,
many
from local Texas wineries, and one brawny rancher to my left took all
three
glasses of his red and poured them into one, stating he had created a
magnificent blend. I didn’t try this magnificent
blend, but who knows, maybe it was good. I highly doubt it.
The
following
morning,
for
those
brave
men
and women able to rise after such a
gluttonous
evening, the festivities continued with a wine tasting at 10 a.m. under
the
same white tent. For the most part, the white wines from Texas were
very
crisp and clean, most wineries making it clear they do not age their
whites for
long and stay away from the California wave of abundant oak and vanilla
flavors. The Texas reds are typically full of tannin and could never be
drunk
alone, only appreciated when paired with a big hunk of well-fatted
beef, as
flawlessly stated by one of the attendees, who said, “Nothin’ better
than a
slab and a cab.” I must agree, but if drunk alone, prepare to pucker
up.
Notable Texas wineries in attendance were Becker Vineyards, Llano
Estacado,
Brennan Vineyards, Lone Oak Winery and McPherson Cellars.
That evening was the
gala dinner. Chefs from all over the area set up shop to serve one
signature
dish from their restaurants’ menus. There was a live band and the Texas
two-step
quickly became highly contagious. The line for chicken fried steak
appeared longer
than the rest as each guest stood tall with a glass of wine in one hand
and a
plate of hearty food in the other. The night ended
late, people filtering out, the musicians packing up their instruments,
but just as I was about to leave myself, I heard a reveler looking up
at the yellow moon and singing, "Prettiest town I've ever seen."
© copyright John Mariani 2011